*Walks onstage, proudly wearing his snake mask and cloak unexpectedly causing outrageous cries in the audience*
Random Guy 1 : Holy crap! What the heck is that?!!
Random Guy 2 : It's a demon!
Me : Oh calm down. It's just me your beloved and respected God.
Everyone: Who?
Random Guy 1: Jesus?
Me: Wha- No!
Random Guy 2: Zeus?
Me: Hell no! it's me,KV. *Takes off mask* see?
Diana: Oh it's this ars(BLEEP)
Me: Diana! Do you address your mother with that mouth?
Diana: Shaddup. She's dead and you know it, murderer.
Me: Haha. Feisty as ever I see. I don't like feisty. I created you to be motherly, not feisty.
Diana: You ain't my god craphole.
Peter Slaw: Quiet filth! The creator is addressing us. Show some respect!
* Everyone screams*
Roger: Why in hell are you here!
Malcolm: Hey guys!
Justice: You little twerp! You killed me!
Malcolm: Yo, Justice! How are things in the afterlife?
Justice: (BLEEP) you.
Me: What's up with the level of profanity here?
Simon: You can't blame them. You made the last story as depressing as an episode of Salad Fingers.
Peter: Simon! my good friend! It's been a while *goes for a hug*
Simon: Touch me and I'll kill you.
Peter: Ok
Samson: I see the entire douchebag community is here.
Peter: Quiet down fools! Can't you see the creator is about to speak!
Me: Peter, thanks for all the respect but I thought the Master and Simon were the only people you respected.
Peter: The master and Simon are people I respect but you are one of our co-creators. That makes you equal to God.
Me: Finally someone understands!
The entire we-hate-KV-and-he-should-go-to-hell faction: BOO!
Me: Whateves. So anyway the reason is I'm going to start posting this sort of interview, chat posts talking with various characters of the Chainstory. This is so that I could explain how I would have developed them if the story were to continue. I asked MHM to do something similar. So till then Cheerio!
*turns into a snake and crawls through the audiences legs to make his exit causing panic and chaos*
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