*Appears onstage God-like covered in colourful sparkles*
Diana: Show Off.
Malcolm: Douchebag.
Samson: Crap god.
Ozzy: Awesome...*everyone gives him 'the look'* What? You have to admit those sparkles are pretty epic.
Me: You people are just jealous *does an overly dramatic 'Humph', turns away and walks towards the audience*
Um...for everyone who believed that I would post the story by the end of the 2nd week of the holidays I'd like to apologize sincerely *gives a sincerely apologetic cough* I really am trying but I had been busy with some important holiday work with my parents so its been a bit hard. Plus I have tests on the 1st week back so I had to prepare. Please don't lose hope. I managed to make a lot of progress during the last 3 days of the 2nd week so I'm sure I can post in somewhere during week 1 of school (or weekend). Once again I apologize for my bad pace and my lack of responsibility as a Roskribbler. I hope you all had a great vacation and...
Malcolm: *butts in* Don't forgive this irresponsible bastard!
Diana: Do you really want a writer like him to continue this?
Samson: If you let him run lose like this more characters will die without development.
Ozzy: Or just disappear off..
Me: C'mon guys. I'm putting an effort aren't I? Plus, this is no way of treating your kind and loving God.
Diana: Kind?! Loving?!
Samson: More like Brutal and Sadistic.
Malcolm and Ozzy: And you aren't Our God!
Me: I don't have time for this *snaps a finger and opens up a portal which sends the four characters to Justin Bieber land*
Diana: What the hell?!
Samson: Gaaah!
Malcolm: I hate portals!
Ozzy: Weee! *everyone gives him 'the look' again* What? this is fun
Me: *smirks and waves* Bye-bye.
A random member from the audience: Wait a minute...If this story is set in 2006 (as shown by Chainstory short 3) then how the hell is Justin Bieber Land here? Didn't he become famous after 2007?
Other audience: Yeah...this doesn't make sense. You can't just do random things like that.
*everyone starts to boo and jeer* Get off the stage!
How the heck did you open up a portal like it was nothing?
That's illogical!
Me: No. That's because *walks up to the random guy, looks him in the eye* I'm god *turns around puts on a pair of sunglasses and walks away leaving the awestruck audience caught in the action-movie-or-Power-Rangers like explosion behind*
Everyone: What the Hell?!!
Me: Uh...oops...hehe...*runs away from the mess and a mob of angry audience* Cheerio!
Diana: Show Off.
Malcolm: Douchebag.
Samson: Crap god.
Ozzy: Awesome...*everyone gives him 'the look'* What? You have to admit those sparkles are pretty epic.
Me: You people are just jealous *does an overly dramatic 'Humph', turns away and walks towards the audience*
Um...for everyone who believed that I would post the story by the end of the 2nd week of the holidays I'd like to apologize sincerely *gives a sincerely apologetic cough* I really am trying but I had been busy with some important holiday work with my parents so its been a bit hard. Plus I have tests on the 1st week back so I had to prepare. Please don't lose hope. I managed to make a lot of progress during the last 3 days of the 2nd week so I'm sure I can post in somewhere during week 1 of school (or weekend). Once again I apologize for my bad pace and my lack of responsibility as a Roskribbler. I hope you all had a great vacation and...
Malcolm: *butts in* Don't forgive this irresponsible bastard!
Diana: Do you really want a writer like him to continue this?
Samson: If you let him run lose like this more characters will die without development.
Ozzy: Or just disappear off..
Me: C'mon guys. I'm putting an effort aren't I? Plus, this is no way of treating your kind and loving God.
Diana: Kind?! Loving?!
Samson: More like Brutal and Sadistic.
Malcolm and Ozzy: And you aren't Our God!
Me: I don't have time for this *snaps a finger and opens up a portal which sends the four characters to Justin Bieber land*
Diana: What the hell?!
Samson: Gaaah!
Malcolm: I hate portals!
Ozzy: Weee! *everyone gives him 'the look' again* What? this is fun
Me: *smirks and waves* Bye-bye.
A random member from the audience: Wait a minute...If this story is set in 2006 (as shown by Chainstory short 3) then how the hell is Justin Bieber Land here? Didn't he become famous after 2007?
Other audience: Yeah...this doesn't make sense. You can't just do random things like that.
*everyone starts to boo and jeer* Get off the stage!
How the heck did you open up a portal like it was nothing?
That's illogical!
Me: No. That's because *walks up to the random guy, looks him in the eye* I'm god *turns around puts on a pair of sunglasses and walks away leaving the awestruck audience caught in the action-movie-or-Power-Rangers like explosion behind*
Everyone: What the Hell?!!
Me: Uh...oops...hehe...*runs away from the mess and a mob of angry audience* Cheerio!
-hugs KV- I hope everything's all right. And don't worry about it, post it when you're ready, at a reasonable time, though. And good luck for your tests.
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