Chainstory 3 Update

*The most hated writer in history walks upon the stage at looks at his former creations*

Yo! How is everyone?

Malcolm: Down with KV! Don with irresponsible writers!

Diana: Yeah!!

Samson: Yeah!!

Ozzie: Yeah!!

Me: Whoa..whoa... don't hate the writer. hate the story.

Malcolm: Shaddup! Its your own fault this story is like this!

Me: Is that how you speak to god?

Diana: You aren't our god! MHM makes a better god than you!

Malcolm: Yeah!

Samson: Um...

Diana gives Samson the death stare

Samson: Uh..Yeah.. Go MHM

Me: Hey! How come I,your original creator is getting all the hate while MHM is getting the praise?

Diana: Cos he brought me back!
Samson: Um..yeah..He's planning my return too.. (as a cyborg at least)

Malcolm: And you aint my creator

Me: C'mon Oz, help me out here I saved you didn't I?

Ozzie: Screw that! If I cant return to the plot I am just as good as dead. down with KV!!

*They all step towards KV*

Me: Wait! wait! we are going off topic. the reason I came here today was to give a brief Preview for the upcoming chapter. This will give everyone an idea of what to expect. At least look at this and then see if you think I'm irresponsible. okay?

We thought the portal meant freedom. We thought we can finally get out of this hell ridden place and go back to the outside world. We thought everything evil had fallen behind us. We were wrong. We were dead wrong. We should’ve known this was too good to be true. We should’ve known that there was no easy way out. It was our stupidity that led us here, to the darker depths of the island where things even more horrendous than Death Hounds or Gas Soldiers could reach us. Things with intelligence. Things with the ability to understand our weaknesses. Things with pure bloodlust. We should’ve seen this coming. There is no good ending anywhere on this god forsaken landmass. We had hoped too much. In the end we got what we deserved...

Everyone:...

Me: Well? Feeling better?

Diana: Are You Kidding Me You Depressed Son of A Death Hound?!!!

Samson: This one sounds even more depressing than your last one!

Malcolm: Guys! Let's kill this loser before he kills anymore of us off!

Ozzie: Yeah!

*They all run at the stage*

Me: Ah...crap...HEY LOOK! IS THAT PETER SLAW?

*they quickly turn around with fear and hate in their eyes*

Where? Where?

*And I make my daring escape!*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!*escapes in his custom made armoured telekinesis proof battle chopper that had been hidden underneath the stage*

Malcolm:..Wow....A telekinesis proof battle chopper underneath the stage....just wow....didn't see that coming.

Samson: Were those lasers? Wonder if I can have lasers?

Diana: This isn't over! We shall defeat you! You are not our god KV!

Ozzie: YEAAAH!

Me: I just have one thing to say to that....Cheerio!