Chainstory 3 update

*Appears onstage God-like covered in colourful sparkles*
Diana: Show Off.
Malcolm: Douchebag.
Samson: Crap god.
Ozzy: Awesome...*everyone gives him 'the look'* What? You have to admit those sparkles are pretty epic.
Me: You people are just jealous *does an overly dramatic 'Humph', turns away and walks towards the audience*
Um...for everyone who believed that I would post the story by the end of the 2nd week of the holidays I'd like to apologize sincerely *gives a sincerely apologetic cough* I really am trying but I had been busy with some important holiday work with my parents so its been a bit hard. Plus I have tests on the 1st week back so I had to prepare. Please don't lose hope. I managed to make a lot of progress during the last 3 days of the 2nd week so I'm sure I can post in somewhere during week 1 of school (or weekend). Once again I apologize for my bad pace and my lack of responsibility as a Roskribbler. I hope you all had a great vacation and...
Malcolm: *butts in* Don't forgive this irresponsible bastard!
Diana: Do you really want a writer like him to continue this?
Samson: If you let him run lose like this more characters will die without development.
Ozzy: Or just disappear off..
Me: C'mon guys. I'm putting an effort aren't I? Plus, this is no way of treating your kind and loving God.
Diana: Kind?! Loving?!
Samson: More like Brutal and Sadistic.
Malcolm and Ozzy: And you aren't Our God!
Me: I don't have time for this *snaps a finger and opens up a portal which sends the four characters to Justin Bieber land*
Diana: What the hell?!
Samson: Gaaah!
Malcolm: I hate portals!
Ozzy: Weee! *everyone gives him 'the look' again* What? this is fun
Me: *smirks and waves* Bye-bye.
A random member from the audience: Wait a minute...If this story is set in 2006 (as shown by Chainstory short 3) then how the hell is Justin Bieber Land here? Didn't he become famous after 2007?
Other audience: Yeah...this doesn't make sense. You can't just do random things like that.
*everyone starts to boo and jeer* Get off the stage!
How the heck did you open up a portal like it was nothing?
That's illogical!
Me: No. That's because *walks up to the random guy, looks him in the eye* I'm god *turns around puts on a pair of sunglasses and walks away leaving the awestruck audience caught in the action-movie-or-Power-Rangers like explosion behind*
Everyone: What the Hell?!!
Me: Uh...oops...hehe...*runs away from the mess and a mob of angry audience* Cheerio!

Chainstory3 update

*Appears onstage as a Hologram*
Hello subjects. How have you been?
Diana: How pathetic. You are so scared for your life that you have to speak from your hideaway. Some God.
Me: It's not fear. It's simply that I am such a great God that I don't want to overwhelm you with my presence.
Malcolm: Hah! What a joke!
Samson: Gutless Coward!
Ozzy: Scumbag!
me: How cute. You don't have the ability nor reasoning to argue with my superior intellect that you descend to underhand tactics like insults. How amusing. I'll need skill to decrease my brain capacity to go toe on toe with you lower species.
Everyone:....
Diana: was that an insult or a compliment?
Me: *sighs* Morons *ignoring the outrageous cry from the characters he turns to the audience*
Anyways, hey guys. its already the 2nd week of the holidays and the story is still progressing so sorry about that. But I've already finished over 13 pages so I think I can finish this soon. Also I have a question to MHM. is it ok if I include some mild coarse language and swearing?
That's all. Cheerio! *the hologram ascends in a God like manner due to special effects towards the light in the ceiling and vanishes releasing a shower of colourful sparks*
Diana: I hate you KV!

Chainstory 3 Update

*The most hated writer in history walks upon the stage at looks at his former creations*

Yo! How is everyone?

Malcolm: Down with KV! Don with irresponsible writers!

Diana: Yeah!!

Samson: Yeah!!

Ozzie: Yeah!!

Me: Whoa..whoa... don't hate the writer. hate the story.

Malcolm: Shaddup! Its your own fault this story is like this!

Me: Is that how you speak to god?

Diana: You aren't our god! MHM makes a better god than you!

Malcolm: Yeah!

Samson: Um...

Diana gives Samson the death stare

Samson: Uh..Yeah.. Go MHM

Me: Hey! How come I,your original creator is getting all the hate while MHM is getting the praise?

Diana: Cos he brought me back!
Samson: Um..yeah..He's planning my return too.. (as a cyborg at least)

Malcolm: And you aint my creator

Me: C'mon Oz, help me out here I saved you didn't I?

Ozzie: Screw that! If I cant return to the plot I am just as good as dead. down with KV!!

*They all step towards KV*

Me: Wait! wait! we are going off topic. the reason I came here today was to give a brief Preview for the upcoming chapter. This will give everyone an idea of what to expect. At least look at this and then see if you think I'm irresponsible. okay?

We thought the portal meant freedom. We thought we can finally get out of this hell ridden place and go back to the outside world. We thought everything evil had fallen behind us. We were wrong. We were dead wrong. We should’ve known this was too good to be true. We should’ve known that there was no easy way out. It was our stupidity that led us here, to the darker depths of the island where things even more horrendous than Death Hounds or Gas Soldiers could reach us. Things with intelligence. Things with the ability to understand our weaknesses. Things with pure bloodlust. We should’ve seen this coming. There is no good ending anywhere on this god forsaken landmass. We had hoped too much. In the end we got what we deserved...

Everyone:...

Me: Well? Feeling better?

Diana: Are You Kidding Me You Depressed Son of A Death Hound?!!!

Samson: This one sounds even more depressing than your last one!

Malcolm: Guys! Let's kill this loser before he kills anymore of us off!

Ozzie: Yeah!

*They all run at the stage*

Me: Ah...crap...HEY LOOK! IS THAT PETER SLAW?

*they quickly turn around with fear and hate in their eyes*

Where? Where?

*And I make my daring escape!*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!*escapes in his custom made armoured telekinesis proof battle chopper that had been hidden underneath the stage*

Malcolm:..Wow....A telekinesis proof battle chopper underneath the stage....just wow....didn't see that coming.

Samson: Were those lasers? Wonder if I can have lasers?

Diana: This isn't over! We shall defeat you! You are not our god KV!

Ozzie: YEAAAH!

Me: I just have one thing to say to that....Cheerio!